5 Reasons Why Girls With Tattoos And Piercings Are Broken


This is a fuckboy for the record books, folks. As if women gave any sort of consideration to what the whiny, insecure men of the universe think of their ink before they get their tattoos, a crying child by the name of Matt Forney has compiled a list of 5 reasons why women who get tattoos or piercings are ‘broken’, slutty and just generally unlovable.

For those who don’t want to draw traffic to his site, I’ll share with you some of my favorite passages.

"The reasons girls get tattoos and piercings—“I’m doing it for ME!”—are indicative of narcissism and mild psychopathy. Girls get tattoos for the same reasons they cut their hair short: a desperate attempt to assert how unique and special they are. A girl who willfully disfigures herself like this will never attempt to please you or do anything nice for you. She won’t care for you when you’re sick, will refuse to sleep with you for completely arbitrary reasons, and will generally be a moody, unlikable cunt.”

And if you couldn’t tell, Forney doesn’t just hate tattooed women — he hates all women.

My experience shows me that girls with ink and/or metal are the most boring, conformist chicks you’ll ever come across. To be fair, most girls are dull as dirt, but tattooed and pierced girls are aggressively dull, assaulting you with the most hackneyed left-wing tripe you’ll ever hear.


I derived incredible pleasure from shoving my cock in her mouth to shut her up.

Hoping that this was some lame attempt at satire or humor and thinking that there’s no way this asshole actually existed, I checked out his website where I came across articles like:

'Narcissism, “Rape Culture” and Why Millennial Girls Are Monsters'("Narcissistic young women expect that men will behave in ways that are convenient for them, whether it’s not trying to “rape” them (in a world where “rape” now means everything from forcible penetration to making her uncomfortable), fitting into a pre-determined relationship script, or shirking from “misogynistic” opinions and running away.")

'How to Pick Up Filipina Girls with Online Dating'("The reason why they’re doing this is because they’re trying to test whether or not they can manipulate you, okay. They’re trying to see how far you’ll go to please them. And if you fall for that schtick, they will be jerking you around, they will be jerking your chain, they will be the one in charge.")

'The Myth of Female Intelligence'("I am smarter than nearly all the girls I’ve ever known.")

'Why Fat Girls Don't Deserve To Be Loved (“Remind fat girls that they are vermin. This isn’t hard seeing as it’s the truth”)

'How To Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife And Get Away With It(“But as much as she may deserve it, I don’t recommend uppercutting your girlfriend for a number of reasons. Not only do you run the risk of tainting her beauty with your fists—I personally don’t find Irish sunglasses arousing—but physical injuries will make it more difficult for her to please you. It’s difficult for a girl to go down on you when she has a broken jaw, for example.”)

'The Myth of Date Rape Drink Spiking' ("The only conclusion is that most of the girls who claim to have been roofied are lying. They’re using it as an excuse to binge drink and act out without having to own up to the consequences: “It wasn’t my fault I blacked out and threw up all over myself! I was drugged!” Additionally, ugly and fat girls are probably claiming to be roofied as a way of deluding themselves into thinking they’re attractive: “I’m so hot that men are drugging me just to have a shot at me!”)

Please pass this on. Please don’t let this desperate little cretin hide in the shadows of his pathetic blog, taunting girls on Twitter and encouraging impressionable boys to be like him. Please shine some light on this fucking cockroach.

Oh, and it’s worth mentioning that Forney looks like this.


Eat your heart out, ladies!

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.



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