i think the only thing i’m going to miss about leaving USF Lakeland is not having this dope laptop to use every night when i come home. i mean, i have a macbook, but this baby has the whole adobe master collection. and i’ll miss josh. he’s a cool guy.
its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
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im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:
socially-awkward-supervillian:
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.
So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
Goooooooooooooooooooooosh
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That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
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IM SORRY BUT PEOPLE CONSTANTLY GET THIS WRONG SO HERE YOU GO
thank you oh my god
god bless you
perfect
to all the idiots out there
thank you to fellow grammar police.
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